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Heaven

A place full of tight ass people in WHITE ROBES THAT HATE SINNERS THAT STEAL CARS AND OTEHR GANG STUFF, instead they send those people underground in a hot place called hell (it's Ohio)
i belong in Heaven, i hate people that don't look like me
by The Dude From Down South January 18, 2023
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Seventh Heaven

June 7th is the day of nudes. Send those nudes and make some people’s days!! Make sure you show it off today.
by AbbiyeA June 7, 2021
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Heaven

A beautiful,sweet,dark skinned girl that loves to dance and sing ,and everyone enjoys talking to her.
Omg! did you meet that girl I couldn’t stop talking to her she was so sweet and beautiful! She must be a heaven.
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Staircase to Heaven

When you bend over and you almost see your whole asshole.
A homeless man on a bike ride past me and I saw his staircase to heaven. im scared.
by savuren February 13, 2021
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Heaven and Daniel

Cutest couple ever she's gonna bend over he's gonna destroy it epic cuddles will follow
Heaven and Daniel keep all the neighbors awake.
by Meowskii March 13, 2021
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HEAVEN

HEAVEN is the Opposite of HELL ... If HELL is chaos, fire, demons, darkness, never-ending torment, and drowning in the most vile filthiness for eternity, HEAVEN is peace, clouds, angels, light, never-ending bliss, and being surrounded by the most beautiful and clean paradise ever.

Most humans are condemned.. we are liars, thieves, blasphemous, vile, wicked, idolaters to say the least ... HELL was made for the devil and his angels, but most humans are easily deceived by temptations. Even if they believe Hell and the devil exist, they still live to their rules, their pride, and their evil. This is the ultimate Matrix- humans get to choose Heaven or Hell. But the only one laughing in the end is the Devil who gets to torture masses of human souls for eternity. In Hell, humans are dog toys to demons. Whatever a demon wants to do to you, they do.

Contrast all that with Heaven. Heaven is a place of victory- it is a play of heroes. Many people in heaven died for their faith in Christ or gave up their lives to the mobs of evil people on earth. But these heroes are rewarded with eternal bliss and paradise and those dumb humans who thought they got away with tormenting others for a few years are now tormented for ever and ever.. and their tears will never stop while those in Heave God wipes away all their tears.

If souls in Hell are dog toys.. saints in Heaven are super-heroes.

Don't be a dog toy for eternity. Be a super-hero in heaven. Ask Christ to forgive you and follow Him 100.
It is either Heaven or Hell... which do you want?

If Heaven and Hell exist, why still live as if they don't?

Jesus said to one thief on the cross, "Today you will be with me in paradise."
by Keeping it 100 from Cali November 7, 2021
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found heavening

The act of listening to found heaven by Conan Gray
We are found heavening
by Carl the snail April 9, 2024
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