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hamster tank victim

GLLURG GLUURG PLEASE LET ME OUT MEEP MEEP FLUURURUGH FLURRUGH HELP MEEEP GLURHLE
a hamster tank victim was created when peanut mistook an aquarium as an enclosure for her new pet.
by sangre August 13, 2025
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The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.
Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
by Homer001 June 3, 2022
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thirsty hamster

The sexual act of a male receiving fellatio while lying face down on top of a vehicle with his member hanging down onto the vehicle’s sunroof. The partner sits inside the vehicle, head tilted back, performing the act in a motion similar to a pet hamster drinking from its water bottle in its cage.
Man. I almost pulled a muscle climbing onto my car, but her performing the thirsty hamster on me was worth it.
by theBatman_75 February 27, 2024
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Sunroof Hamster

A "sunroof hamster" is not a recognized term in professional contexts. However, if used colloquially, it could metaphorically refer to a hamster, or a person (non-gender specific) exhibiting excessive and eager behavior to provide fellatio while their partner lays on top of a the vehicle with their hamster bits exposed through the sunroof.
In casual conversation, "sunroof hamster" might be used metaphorically to describe someone eagerly seeking attention or affection.

I asked to spice things up so she offered a ‘sunroof hamster’… wow!!
by BeeSilvArea February 21, 2024
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Hamster wheel wealth

Low-wage earnings requiring you to work hard to stay in the same place
She shines on the stage at night, but during the day she's chasin' that hamster wheel wealth at Mickey D's
by DPotort June 13, 2018
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The Glass Hamster

The Glass Hamster was a Youtuber Between the years 2014-2019. The Youtube channel never got popular. The Youtube Channel had a small but loyal fanbase.

The Channel later became part of a media organization.
Who remembers the glass hamster, that was a lame YouTube Channel.
by WednesdayBoii May 20, 2019
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Panty hamster

Very furry vagina that squeals
Panty hamsterMy god did u hear that panty hamster squeal as it walked by
by Donkey blooms December 2, 2017
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