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Greek Crucifixion

A Greek Crucifixion is when a man, typically gay, takes on four or more other guys at once.

The term name comes from the Greeks, as known for being gay, and Crucifixion, because he has dicks in every possible part of his body, simulating the nails and crown of thorns used on Christ.
Dude Randy got a Greek Crucifixion from those 5 gay tweakers next door last night. Now he has AIDS!
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020
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Greek Fountain

Where you put your back up the wall, lay on the floor, and ejaculate in your own mouth.
Hey bro, have you tried the Greek fountain yet?”
by Shaboigen June 9, 2024
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Big Greek Sexy

A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.

1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline (248) 434-5508
“Did you see Big Greek Sexy yesterday?”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”
by PossumH8ter June 15, 2025
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greek

someone that is really hard working and patient. unfortunately, when he/she loses temper will use the phrase "Ilia Richto" coming from the greek movie "Ola einai Dromos" . And then he/she will destroy anything that is an obstacle to gain power back
P1: there is no way that you can get out
P2: I don't care. ILIA RICHTO. I'm greek
by Antegamhsoukaiesukaihparanoia December 6, 2021
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greek

very smart dude 9000 iq
oh it greek
by DEEEELZ June 24, 2022
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toss the greek

I was with a girl last night and she let me toss the Greek.
by cajunshamu September 12, 2017
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Greek

Refers to people who have the most fucking lengthy surnames I have ever seen. Usually clings on to their amazing past and sex-induced mythology to prevent their egos from shattering. Extremely fond of alcoholic drinks (especially ouzo), food, nightclubs and cigarettes. Generally friendly people, but can be dickheads at times (due to nationalism and Turks).

The word can also refer to having anal sex (that's literally what the Greeks have kinks on doing), or someone being retarded on a subject.
- I'm so fucking proud to be Greek, time to rip up some Turks.
- Don't worry, those motherfuckers up there are greeking.
- Wait, that was maths? It was Greek to me.
by dickheadedguy July 19, 2022
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