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Goober

by zzzzzzzzzZiseric January 18, 2023
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Goober

You can call your friends/family/classmates 'Goober' if they are acting silly and goofy.
"Name, you are so silly, such a silly lil' goober!'
by Zabai April 27, 2023
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Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob
I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.
by Keegan09 May 20, 2018
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Goober

Noun: a person participating in activities of trolling and/or tomfoolery of an unspecified variety or category
Person A: "So you literally replaced all the salt in the shakers with sugar?"
Person B: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a Goober"
by IareGM April 9, 2023
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Goober

A "Goober" is a word used to describe a straight person who is obsessed with gay and/or lesbian adult content. The large majority of people who fall under this category can also be described as "lazy" "slobs" and/or "useless to society."
"My brother is such a goober, all he does is sit in his room all day with the door locked!"
by PeppiTQM October 8, 2023
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