by ismokecrackcocaine April 25, 2024
Get the Goobermug. The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
by CheekyBoi1298 June 3, 2022
Get the Goobermug. Choochie goober
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober
by pablo coochie goober Grimes August 10, 2021
Get the Coochie goobermug. 
by goober butter creater April 26, 2021
Get the goobermug. A small man in a suit and tie.
by LittelGoober September 8, 2020
Get the Goobermug.