goober luber

Dick sucker.

She/he is a goober luber.

by CTyler March 16, 2014

Goobing

When someone uses the “🥺” emoji.

Person 1: “but 🥺”
Person 2: “why are you always goobing?”
Person 1: “cause I’m a goober🥺”

by sarapod December 2, 2020

Goober-weasel

A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.

Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?

by Doucheperier February 19, 2010

Goobo

a retard that tells you how awesome they are but is terrible at their job.

Well, the air-conditioning was supposed to be fixed today, but goobo is on the job.

by django23 December 22, 2014

goobyshnoobywaawaa poopopooo

is FUNNY LOL? lol.

wow that's quite a goobyshnoobywaawaa poopopoooo! nice one!

by the waawaa man January 28, 2018

Female Goober

Females goobers carry many of the same characteristics as male goobers, including obesity, low iq, funny lookingness, and clumsiness. Many female goobers typically also try to be funny, when they are really just extremely annoying. A female and male goob in a relationship, is called a mega goob.

Oh look! Mike is dating that female goober! They are a Mega Goob now!

by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019

goobie

ineffably beautiful

you my goobie and i lau you

by duttyyouth September 29, 2003