county goggles

A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.
Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"
by grantice November 19, 2021
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sugar goggles

Similar to beer goggles, someone appears better looking after having done something sweet.
Brian's cute, but after he spent an afternoon complimenting me, I looked at him through sugar goggles and he was even better looking!
by AudiTiger October 26, 2011
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molly goggles

When one ingests MDMA, and believes people look much more attractive than they really are.
fuck i thought that guy was so hot, and then i saw him the next day. i had molly goggles last night.
by bkkb September 25, 2017
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nerd goggles

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"
by shapiro_slayer_69 July 07, 2019
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Goggle Fogger

When you give a facial to a someone wearing glasses.
How’d you settle your overdue book fees? I gave the Liberian a Goggle Fogger.
by Tedyeary September 21, 2021
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Vagina Goggles

Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.
Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.
by RogueMedic911 February 17, 2019
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Mud goggles

1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
by NonsenseLock June 18, 2012
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