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Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.
My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"
by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021
mugGet the Swastika Gobblermug.

Potato Gobbler

Potato Gobbler refers to a sexual act in which on participant defecates in the other participants mouth and they bite, chew and frankly gobbles down that turd
Honey, can I be a Potato Gobbler tonight

No honey, It comes out as brown slush these days
by PoopyHeadMan December 7, 2020
mugGet the Potato Gobblermug.

Wet Gobbler

When you eat a girls pussy+big ass from the back while she is super wet.
I gave Hannah a wet gobbler last night, she’s a wet one!
by Urban_di!ck7788 September 20, 2020
mugGet the Wet Gobblermug.

Cock gobbler

Someone who consumes dick at an alarming rate and also only eats dick shaped foods like a little whore.
by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022
mugGet the Cock gobblermug.

Glizzy gobbler hammy

A glizzy gobbler hammy is when you eat the the ear cheese from behind your ears to see in the dark
Wow! My glizzy gobbler hammy made me see all the bugs in my room night.
by M@thaB*|+( November 22, 2020
mugGet the Glizzy gobbler hammymug.

gape gobbler

Someone who performs oral pleasure on a woman with an overly large space between her legs
I want to be the best gape gobbler my Mom has ever had.
by Gape Gobbler April 10, 2017
mugGet the gape gobblermug.

Goobler Gobbler

A goobler that eats a lot of gobbler
That's it.

Nothing else.

Mic drop.
Someone criticizes my look, then I say "Well, at least I don't look like a goobler gobbler."
by MyboiJ.C./Alejandro April 27, 2017
mugGet the Goobler Gobblermug.

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