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Get the GnarledBarclays mug.Derived from "garbled", gnarbled text is so messed up that it causes the reader to want to claw eyes out so as to never risk reading that messed up content ever again. Used by graders of student papers and slush pile readers. Also has an adverb form "gnarbledly", which means suffering the desire to claw one's eyes out because of mangled grammar, bad puns, or disgusting content.
"Your essay is so gnarbled, I became an alcoholic trying to forget reading it."
"My eyes are forever damaged by your gnarbled prose."
"My eyes are forever damaged by your gnarbled prose."
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Get the Gnarle mug.A Gnarlatan is a person who pretends to be gnarly at action sports, etc. in order to obtain money, power, fame, or other advantages through pretense or deception. (See Charlatan)
Brody’s a fucking Gnarlatan. He just changed his Insta profile to professional skater/public figure and he can’t even land a Kick flip.
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