Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025

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Gearing Up

Verb for gear up

"Where's Bill?"
"Gearing up in the other room."

by ChuckUsABikkie March 3, 2022

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Gears eSports

Something that should have never happened in the first place. Boring to watch, boring casters, boring players to watch, almost feels like a horde match with waves 1-10.

dude 1; 'gears esports so lit, gotta watch my favorite players'

dude 2; 'what's gears?'

dude 2; *looks up gears 5 esports...... Falls asleep*

by xWarPlaysTTV May 7, 2021

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Richard's gear

The act of inserting a small animal, usually a small rodent, up ones anus for sexual gratification. The reference to Richard Gear relates back to stories in the 1990s that Richard Gear had been admitted to hospital and needed to have a mole removed from his back passage. The act was thereafter named Richard's gear.

Grandad can I borrowing this pipe, I have been experimenting with Richard's Gear, I need something to connect my arse cavern to Chucky the hamsters rotastack.

by Kernowpete September 19, 2017

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