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wiener guitar

Josh missed his wife so much he played wiener guitar every night.
by Chuck May 2, 2003
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Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
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Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.
Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009
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warr guitar

A variant of the traditional electric guitar and bass guitar the Warr guitar was designed by Mark Warr. The Warr guitar usually has 8 or 12 strings ranging from notes below the register of the bass guitar and going just as high as the traditional electric guitar. Unlike a bass guitar or electric guitar a Warr guitar is usually held vertically instead of horizontally, although it can be played both ways.

The Warr guitar is usually played by using touch-style. The Warr guitar's main advantage over other guitars is that it only takes one finger to produce the sound instead of two. Yet the Warr guitar can also be plucked or strummed.
Trey Gunn of the most recent King Crimson band is one of the most famous Warr guitar players of all time.
by Zomby January 17, 2006
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air guitar

1)The act of making a guitar-playing motion with your hands, usually done while listening to music, while under the influence of alchohol, or both.

2)What people do when they can't play guitar, and want to look cool, but they just end up looking riduculous.

(Also known as air guitaring)
1)Jason got so drunk at the party last night, that he started air guitaring to air guitar along to the music, and then barfed on the stereo.

2)Look at that loser over there, playing air guitar.
by THe terrible truth April 9, 2004
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The Guitar Hero

Fingering a chick with your index and middle fingers and then twiddling them back and forth like you are stringing a guitar.
Tim totally gave Becca the guitar hero last night, she was squealin'
by Timbanged becca December 28, 2007
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Gusset Guitar

The shifting aside of a ladies underwear to allow for easier access to delicate underparts...
A: How was your date with that hottie last night?
B: Not bad, got a bit of gusset guitar action.
A: Well done sir!
by HairierThanYou April 11, 2011
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