dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.

"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

gustav gram

a person who has a middle parting that looks like "Manfred" from ice age

"john" look over there, that guy look likes manfred from ice age!
"pete" oh he must be a gustav gram

by quackerer October 23, 2023

Slinky gram

A Slinky Gram Is A Soft Long Dick Pause

Hey Daddy Can I Touch Your Slinky Gram

by Jojomojo December 7, 2023

de-gleam

to remove membranes and shiny viscera from chicken, leaving only meat

I de-gleamed the chicken breasts, so you don't have to worry about any nasty chewy parts.

by Jman19 March 15, 2024

Cock gleam

The glisten on a penis caused by vaginal fluid.

As Sir Hemingworth neared the peak of his pleasure, he withdrew at the last moment, his desire surging like a tide against the shore. In the golden morning light of the Quantocks, his glistening length stood proud, a sword of passion poised above Lady Buchanon’s heaving bosom. The slick cock gleam upon him caught the sun’s glow, like Excalibur itself, majestic, potent, and honking like a fish mongers cuff

by Joe Smiff February 16, 2025

Smell O'Gram

The act of farting in one's hand and immediately releasing said fart in another person's face, while loudly exclaiming SMELL O'GRAM !

Smell O'gram !!

Dude you better go wash your hands that smell o'gram may stain !

by Jaliz12345 June 5, 2009

Smell O'Gram

Abducting your baby sister's beloved cat and while detaining it against its will, place it close to you anus and tear the biggest, sloppiest, most unapologetic fart you can muster. Then take the humiliated feline to your unsuspecting sisters room, where you release her now traumatized, rancid, furry friend back into the room closing the door behind you. Upon hearing an exclamation of disgust, kick open the door and declare "Smell O'Gram!!!"

My brother gave me such a nasty "Smell O'Gram" that i threw up all over the cat.

by theliberatedpeoplesofcornholeo August 26, 2010