by Spike Savage October 28, 2007
A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's pussy, then proceeds to fuck her through it.
by The Cockslap Admiral April 23, 2007
A place on one's chest that when punched, leaves the victim out of breath and confused about what has just happened
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The most desirable place to hit your golf ball on a particular hole thus setting up your next shot
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The most desirable place to hit your golf ball on a particular hole thus setting up your next shot
Zach hit Jake in the garden spot and then stole his shoes and glasses. Jake was left in a daze and in a world of pain.
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Kipinski laid his second shot right in the garden spot, leaving him only 20 yards from the hole.
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Kipinski laid his second shot right in the garden spot, leaving him only 20 yards from the hole.
by Jake Zach April 01, 2009
Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.
"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."
"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"
"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"
"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"
"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"
by Old_Garden_Ladie August 03, 2019
An expression describing the experience of being killed by someone who is so arrogantly confident that they can get away with it that they bury you in plain sight.
He seems like a nice enough guy, but she'd better check him out first to make sure she's not going to wind up getting rose-gardened.
by daisydoesit July 19, 2010
by Genitalien August 01, 2020
After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.
by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010