I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
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a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series
In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype
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Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.
Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!
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Skunk Fu!

An Irish animated television series featuring the fables of anthropomorphic animals protecting their valley using martial arts. The show chronicles the adventures of young Skunk, training with his Kung Fu master, Panda, with the support of Rabbit, Fox, Turtle, and others, who directly, or inadvertently, also help Skunk grow
Skunk Fu! is the worst show ever.
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kung fu nic

The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.
When in doubt, kung fu nic it!
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Fu Hao

Fu Hao, an unassuming, brilliant young man destined for prosperity, greatness and widespread renown. Despite obvious physical beauty and the female attention it brings, Fu Haos are aloof to women. They love Chess, Minecraft and dogs. They hate mean people and fancy clothes.
Wow, that Fu Hao is 8 moves ahead of everyone. He dominated the Chess Tournament. Women want him and Men want to be him.
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Di-Mi-Fu

All people in the world called Ben are now horny. Watch out ladies, they're coming for your arses! (Can also be used to describe how a floor looks after being cummed upon.)
Person called Ben: She's kinda hot
Recipient: Di-Mi-Fu
(There is now cum on the floor)
by somethingsexyIdunno November 15, 2016
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