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I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008
mugGet the i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!mug.

Funkin-fu

expertise or mastery of any FNF character's fighting style
I have studied Funkin-fu for months
by Gfshusbandforever January 29, 2022
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Fus Ro Goomba

When you get pushed off the stage by a Goomba. Past tense is Fus Ro Goomba'd.
Person 1: Dammit, I got Fus Ro Goomba'd.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.
by Golden Inferno February 3, 2018
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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sha da fu cup

-"hey you there, sha da fu cup"
by SHREK_UWU January 15, 2025
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kung fu

you got any of that kung fu karate chop chop motherfucker? i am all out...
by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019
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Sor-Fu

Pronounced : sar - foo
plural : Sor-Fus
Noun
Lazy version of "sorry fuck"
Those who are truly pathetic and lack moral.
You are a Sor-Fu for thinking Ebola is a joke.
by WarGhost November 10, 2014
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