jet frag

Extreme version of jet lag. A condition, which is a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms. The jet fragged person does not only suffer sleep disorders but ends up being completely without any orientation in space and time.

A: Man, you look like crap!
B: Hmm? Just been around ... world two times ... days ... ?!
A: You got a serious jet frag! Better see a doctor.

by serious_maxx May 29, 2010

Harakiri Frape

The act of fraping yourself and blaming it on another out of sheer boredom. This allows you to watch as the blamed party is publicly humiliated while you get away with insulting whoever you like.

Beth - "Aww man I can't believe Shaun would frape Alex and call me a total cuntwaffle"

Sue - "I hear it was actually Alex. Classic harakiri frape".

by Dong Oral March 12, 2011

San Francisco Kiss

The most intimate of kisses; The San Francisco Kiss is when two people rub their buttholes together passionately as if simulating kissing. Not to be mistaken with the San Francisco French Kiss.

Look at those two men over there locked in a passionate San Francisco kiss; What a time to be alive.

by WheelChair Dragon June 25, 2016

san francisco lap dance

When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.

My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.

by drizzamed June 23, 2016

Cam frank

When the hole is that small you can’t fit your dick in

Awww man I did a cam frank last night

by Dabber123mcbigdick December 12, 2017

San Francisco horseshoe

The act of a well endowed male by placing his own penis his anus for safe keeping and or pleasure.

Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .

by Reverendthundercock April 14, 2020

san fran dooku

A gay act where 2 penises intertwine.

Carlos: Ohh ya, that gay sex is great! Oh shit we just San Fran dookued our penises.

Steve: I actually kinda like it

by Carlossmith98420 May 28, 2020