Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018

glory lemming

glory lemming is a term used for mass media outlets in which they pair up celebrities with nobodies to give them a glimpse of glory

oh girl did you see her glory lemming are you sure that's front page material ?

by sanxity June 15, 2019

Glory Bowl

The overflow glass bowl that collects gizz the Glory Hole worker can’t consume at end of shift, to save for a late-night snack or to dry and shape later into California Cum Drops

Molly forgot her Glory Bowl so was forced to swallow and couldn’t button her jeans before she waddled home

by BobbyScott July 30, 2022

To do a Glory

Destroy a good thing by thinking too much

I told you to keep it simple, you always to do a Glory

by Kichikobenin March 27, 2021

dirty glory

when you find your penis under your fat rolls and its smaller than you remember

after hours of searching JD achieved dirty glory

by WinterNGlory May 12, 2024

Glory Land

A place you go to have fun

Im boutta go to Glory Land to have hella fun

by Orangesaregood72 April 24, 2024

Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014