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DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!
by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022
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While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
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chris abou faissal

Chris abou faissal is known to be annoying but will always have the time to listen to your problems with his big ears. Whenever his smile appears, your’s quickly disappears.
When you need him the most, he always disappoints. He MIGHT look cute from the outside, but under his juicy lips, a gap between his teeth
by anonymousman1123345 July 28, 2024
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green aura w flies

Used when someone's opinion or something about them causes feelings of acute feelings of awkwardness.

The full version of this phrase is "Green aura with flies."
"Hawk Tuah 😂"

"green aura w flies"
by devout August 14, 2024
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Green Aura with flies

An annoying Term originating from TikTok made solely for the purpose of disagreeing with someone. Also used to describe fandoms that tend to be cringe simps that say out of pocket shit all the time.
Random netizen : I love Taylor swift!
You : Green aura with flies

Random netizen : I watch my hero academia!
You : Green aura with flies
by EIKOOP_YM33P August 18, 2024
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If it Flies, It Spies

Micheal: Hey Alex, what kind of bird is that
Alex: None. If it Flies, it Spies
by Gopher7923 March 21, 2024
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