grabitational features

Features, such as the butt, that can be grabbed. The nice features of your significant other or any hot person.

You see a hot girl/guy and look her/him up and down. You point out her/his nice grabitational features. Nice butt, legs, chest, etc.

by Ms. G-baby July 19, 2009

throat feathers

Strands of jism that stick in you partners mouth and throat after you've cum in it.

After I'd shot off in her mouth she opened wide and I could see the throat feathers.

by reggiefubar August 5, 2009

Phantom Feature

A useful and expected feature that is mysteriously lacking in a similar or competing product.

Expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.

Using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.

Technical analogue to phantom limb

After years of Firefox and Chrome, I can't bear to use IE for all the phantom features

by hqrsie October 17, 2009

microwavable feast

noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.

"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"

by Command post Captains November 7, 2009

Hag Feast

A group of women discussing and enjoying gossip

They stood around the water cooler having a hag feast on the latest office gossip.

by Kit_Kat_0 March 31, 2010

creeping featurism

noun

A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.

Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.

Although market research showed that a second factory would be profitable, once the engineering department became involved, creeping featurism set in and it was self-evident that an additional plant was not a viable idea.

by Imagineer G June 18, 2013

cooter feathers

Pubic hair which was missed during a grooming of the cooter region, and now is dangling past your panty line.

"She really should pluck those cooter feathers when she sunbaths by the pool."

by clrmind July 28, 2014