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Fart Fairy

NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth
Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)
by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018
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vagina fairy

1. The visit many men pray for after having sex without birth control.

2. The single worst 3+ days of a man's month (also for the women I guess)

3. Kinda like the tooth fairy, but has bigger teeth and smells like low tide

4. The visit women pray for after making a mistake(with the guy from definition #1) while drunk the other night.

5. I could go on forever
Guy: So has the Vagina fairy come yet?

Girl: No I'm late 2 weeks

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"Your mom's the Vagina fairy"

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So when does your visit from the Vigina Fairy end?
by Buenafe, A August 30, 2007
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dingleberry fairy

the entity that gathers hair, dust, crap and fuzz and intertwines all matters around the ass hair to form the delightful berries, fresh for the picking.
that dingleberry fairy invited the queerest bunch of rejects to his party and i had to dickslap them.
by jumpinjim December 21, 2009
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Fairy Godmother Syndrome

Such in the case of the classic fairytale, Cinderella, F.G.S. is the overwhelming urge and want to help out those less fortunate, usually if they are in desperate need for caring or guidance. Sometimes being used as a substitute for having a stable, romantic relationship with someone themselves, the caregiver themselves may feel the need to latch onto the dreams and aspirations of the person they're helping, as well as in some cases even develop a slight romantic interest for the subject they're helping.
The poor girl's F.G.S. (Fairy Godmother Syndrome) practically compelled her to help out all her friends, only to soon find each one of them living happily ever after, and no one to help her in her darkest hour.
by Dr. Faux January 18, 2011
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Cavity fairy

The "evil twin" of the tooth fairy who leaves instead of cash for kids teeth these wee little meanies let painful cavities inside the kids teeth in thier wake.
If you don't brush your teeth, you may get a visit from the cavity fairy!
by BruinKiller3469 April 2, 2009
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Dirt Fairy

Individual who passes out drunk at The Texas Renaissance Festival with their shoes on. In that case, once he/she is found, they are covered with trash and glitter then left to awaken alone and wondering what the fuck happened. Generally the act is videotaped, and photographed for future enjoyment by all who were involved, much to the dismay of said "Dirt Fairy". So let this be a warning to all, do not fall alseep/pass out with your shoes on!
A search on dirt fairy in a popular social networking site, will show you pictures and videos of said, dirt fairy.
by RennieBonz December 6, 2010
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weed fairy

an awesome female who loves to smoke her friends and other people on joints. she seems to have an abundance of supply and loves to share!
*gasp!* the weed fairy is coming!

prepare to get high!
by tararara February 20, 2009
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