Fred Weasley

It's me. I'm Fred. Hi.

Ignorant person: "Who's Fred Weasley?"
Me: "It's me. I'm Fred. HI."

by FredWeasley September 19, 2021

fred weasley

the hottest man alive. He is the hottest ginger out there . if you love a Fred Weasley you truly have fantastic taste,

ur a Fred Weasley simp right?
fuck yes I am

by Accie_spades_69 February 21, 2023

fred

A bitch baby

fred - you better not cheat on me during summer

me - stfu bitch baby I’d tell u the same but no ones gonna wanna fuck with a dude named fred other than me

by dnellcastellanos August 6, 2018

James Fred

FBI

My new buddy James Fred was being real suspicious with me asking if I wanted any drugs

by HeeHaw! March 27, 2023

Fred is not dead

He isn’t.

Fred is not dead. aenachvy

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010

Fred

Loves tillie, naina, maxine, and especially loves kiarash. He also had a crush on a boy in year 2. Shaped like a hamster. And loves Tillie’s boyfriend more than his own mum.

i hate fred

by Moneydog August 27, 2023