Ethan

Stupid, dumb, ugly. What else can I say?

My name is Ethan

by Golferbc October 29, 2019

Ethan

The sexiest, fastest, and best guy to be around. He's well built with a good moral and the best guy to cuddle and to have sex with.

Ethan...ohhh that hottie yeah he's the sexiest man to live on the Earth.

by Dash.J April 10, 2019

Ethan

He has a big CocK better then catrinos

Ethans CocK is better then cats

by Ethan riff November 3, 2018

ethan

kind of gay but nice. needs to get breath hole or will die.

dick:is that ethan
gayboi:ya

by nohomo1023 February 21, 2019

Ethan

An Ethan is a man who is loyal, faithful, and always over-protective to the people he cares for and loves. He's extremely handsome, or hot, whichever you like to say referring to a male. In my life time, I have met plenty of Ethan's, and most of them were sweet and very caring. If you ever meet an Ethan, I suggest you hug onto him and never let him go, because he will help you in any situation, even if it's a Life or Death one. Most Ethan's have extremely pretty eyes and hair, and they are brave, and never afraid to fight for the people he cares about.

Person 1: Is that an Ethan? He seemed super nice..
Person 2: Of course it is! Look at this eyes!
Person 1: You're right..

by MyNameIsLime June 13, 2018

ethan

ethan is a weird funny but can be a chav. he may be annoying at first but can grow to be ur favourite person ever

guy1: i h8 Ethan he's so annoying

Oscar: stfu before I knock ya teeth in he's a good m8

by mc muffin 11 November 3, 2018

Ethan

A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.

Guy: Ethan why are you gay?
Ethan: I'm straighter than the pole you mom dances on.

by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019