When someone on the receiving end of an arabian deathmask decides to quickly hog-tie the doer and grab the doer's tongue with his or her anus. Then you usually release a bit of flatulence in his or her mounth. This also has to be done with someone from Europe.
by Will Enzenauer April 25, 2007
An English Major is a university student or any literate person who engages in close extensive reading. With their "expertise" in literature, they seem to think that they are experts of language and like to critisize other people's usage of the English language.
Can be applied to any one who judges word usage without at least a master's degree in Linguistics.
Can be applied to any one who judges word usage without at least a master's degree in Linguistics.
So the other day I was like totes and this total English Major was like "Totes? I see... A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.
The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.
The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day."
And I was like yeah umm I gotta go do an analysis in the acoustic phonetics lab. And the English Major was all like acoustic phonetta what?
The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.
The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day."
And I was like yeah umm I gotta go do an analysis in the acoustic phonetics lab. And the English Major was all like acoustic phonetta what?
by 1VicAsh1 March 14, 2011
It's where you cum in someone's mouth. while the cum is in thier mouth you dip your nuts in thier mouth.
by Hobo Johnson May 28, 2018
When phenomenal conversation in a bar leads to the feeling of a real connection but once you get back to the hotel room things get weird. He asks you to locate your strap on but you unfortunately forgot yours, so you regrettably end up with several fingers in his fanny while pleasures himself. You hate yourself because of how much you enjoy it.. This won't be you're last time.
English buttplay is a result of being unprepared and leaves you with dirty fingers and less dirty sheets
by Big_loges April 07, 2016
An Uber Amazing girl, I love her she is my bffl. i think she is amazing. excellent tits.. and definitely not a slut.
p.s. she loves boats.
p.s. she loves boats.
Alysse English is hot
by OmNomArms June 15, 2010
A British girl with a very loose vagina
Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
by Mo-nica May 05, 2019
The English College is a popular school located in Dubai, once you go there it will be hard to leave, such as Harry is to Hogwarts. The English College is a great school, generally a target of jealously (see definition below) the headmaster is like Dumbledore to Hogwarts - committed and loyal to the top school. A close bond will always remain with the connection of an EC student and The English College.
EC is where anyone who knows what's best for them will go, it has a homely environment and is not over the top but just right with a happy aura surrounding the school. People that bag on it are generally illiterate idiots.
The English College is the equivalent of Hogwarts. The students are usually quite clever and modest, they are also witty and polite.
EC is where anyone who knows what's best for them will go, it has a homely environment and is not over the top but just right with a happy aura surrounding the school. People that bag on it are generally illiterate idiots.
The English College is the equivalent of Hogwarts. The students are usually quite clever and modest, they are also witty and polite.
JC student: Awh no, I wish I was at The English College! EC is amazing, I hear they get shawama's on Tuesday's and amazing food on Thursdays! AND they have people coming in to do fun things on special occasions.
Student: I know, EC is an amazing school!
Illiterate person: OMGG noe it izn, ec iz lyk wubbizh, lyk omg!!!
Cool EC students: Allow us to leave this illiterate dumb arse and off to our parties in the common room!
Illiterate person: Ommggg!! u movafakin idotz!! i be go to me clazz n slep cuz i is a idiot!!
FUTURE:
EC Students: 'You know, I'm quite glad I attended the English College, it inspired me to become a lawyer, and look where I am now!'
Ex-JC student: 'I know, I am quite glad I moved schools back then, it really made a huge influence on back then what was my future, now my life is perfect' She said as she looked at her Harvard and Cambridge diploma.
Illiterate idiot: Ma'am, Sir? Any tea? I will now be cleaning the house and mowing the lawn, then I shall do your bidding!
EC students: Of course! See how us old EC students have influenced you? You are now polite and have alright English!
Student: I know, EC is an amazing school!
Illiterate person: OMGG noe it izn, ec iz lyk wubbizh, lyk omg!!!
Cool EC students: Allow us to leave this illiterate dumb arse and off to our parties in the common room!
Illiterate person: Ommggg!! u movafakin idotz!! i be go to me clazz n slep cuz i is a idiot!!
FUTURE:
EC Students: 'You know, I'm quite glad I attended the English College, it inspired me to become a lawyer, and look where I am now!'
Ex-JC student: 'I know, I am quite glad I moved schools back then, it really made a huge influence on back then what was my future, now my life is perfect' She said as she looked at her Harvard and Cambridge diploma.
Illiterate idiot: Ma'am, Sir? Any tea? I will now be cleaning the house and mowing the lawn, then I shall do your bidding!
EC students: Of course! See how us old EC students have influenced you? You are now polite and have alright English!
by Gryffitherin November 30, 2011