(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 04, 2021
by MR.67 December 03, 2020
A website used to join corportate people into massive orgys through the power of the Internet. Often conference rooms are turned into fucking grounds as they stream live video to other corporate individuals doing the same.
by Jakob Theliar January 11, 2011
Get the If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You mug.
by Burripalem September 19, 2021
When you and your friends decide to ride a train on the one friend that still lives at homes mom, during or around Christmas time
Hey Kyle, is Clark coming to the Christmas party? No he is still upset the 8 of us pulled The Polar Express on his mom.
by Larrykernen December 09, 2022