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I wasn't even there

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I wasn't even there.
A term you say when you weren't even there.
"Dude do you remember that party?" "Dude I wasn't even there."
by Wasn'teventhere February 23, 2012
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A rhetorical question asked to undermine someone's point or argument; a more abrupt version of "that doesn't make sense" or "that's not relevant;" sometimes "I don't understand and it's your fault."
(1)

A: Poor people in rural Indiana are poor because they live in rural Indiana.
B: What does that even mean?

(2)

A: Where have you been for the past few months? I've be calling and writing and haven't heard anything back.
B: I went dark for a while.
A: What does that even mean?
by TebowTime23 January 9, 2015
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A short way to say "I don't even know" while simultaneously shaking your head, laughing at how terribly retarded people can be.

Often used with responses to "...'The Fuck"
Bill: Mary told me she had sex with her brother.
Joe: ...............'The fuck.
Bill: I don't even.
by lolmart April 3, 2010
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off for even a chinese

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adjective. Describes a type of person that is quite eccentric and unique, but in a negative way. This expression is in reference to the strange customs of Chinese Americans that fail to assimilate into the American culture. eg. 1. they pick their noses in public. 2. They attempt to take as many free things as their pockets/purses will fit, with their heads down, because they know that it's still wrong to take free things in those quantities. 3. They have no regard for the fellow man.
This expression describes a person that is so out there, that they actually make a Chinese person seem normal, with all the negative assumptions in mind.
WTF? is he actually using a coupon at the $0.99 store? That's off for even a chinese!!!
by niggman star33 October 5, 2011
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Evening Glory

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Similar to morning glory, wherein you suddenly find yourself with a throbbing erection out of nowhere, except it occurs in the evening, largely between the hours of 19.00 and 23.00.

The causes of evening glory are uncertain; indeed, a bout of it can spring up from nowhere. Alike morning glory, it lasts for an unknown amount of time, and can make certain situations very awkward.

One can deal with evening glory in a similar fashion to its morning variety: waiting for it to slowly descend by thinking of old women, in the hope that this doesn't spur it on, or by embarking upon that great beast of a ship more commonly known as sex. Evening sex is superb.
"Oh my goodness, Eastenders is just about to begin, yet I have a case of evening glory," said Sebastian.
"Let's deal with that first, then," said Hannah.
by biddlecombe999 March 24, 2010
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Event Bomb

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(v) to simultaneously usurp someones status via the planning of an unrelated, off-topic, fictional event.

Used to satirize emotionally vague facebook status' or vaguebooking. Incorporating sincere previous posters and originality is indicative a greater skill.
Tim says: strange feeling...

Claire Comments: Im sorry...

Chris Comments: hard times.

Brad Comments: Sho, lank tough. Chris, wat u doing tonight? Want to grab a beer?

Chris Comments: Sup Brad, I was thinking of doing some training for the Tour de France this eve, but that sounds equally productive. Location?

Brad Comments: Haha. Neva seen u on a bike yet. Reckon we could talk a better game with a beer. Im thinking Forries? Wat time works for you?

Chris Comments: I recon we order from realbeerbox.com, get steers, and ask them to deliver it all to Claire's where we watch LOTR III. No fun in life without variety.

Brad Comments: Sounds Good :D

Brad to Chris on Skype: Dude, we totally just event bombed Tim's status!
by Madly Bran June 22, 2010
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Evans

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Often used as a term for a young duck
by teliphosion March 21, 2009
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