purse dusting

The act of brother-husbands in a cult getting it on for purely mechanical stress relief. Repeat every 2-3 days

Jacob was purse dusting last night with Joe

by b0rken1 November 30, 2022

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purse dusting

When brother-husbands in a cult get together for purely mechanical stress relief.... every 2-3 days

Brother Jacob was on purse dusting duty this evening.

by anonymous November 30, 2022

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crumble dusting

The act of getting extremely excited when you find crumble sprinkled on your pudding.

“Oh look, crumble dusting!”

“Oh gees, can this day get any better?! Crumble dusting!”

by Psyhunter January 23, 2023

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A middle aged fuckboy, usually short, fat, white, and drug addict. Loves to play the victim, very versed in the art of lying, stealing and taking no responsibility. Has a micro penis and always trying to talk girls into making a "video" but is only bringing his 30 second "A game" so it ends up being a short gif. Has serious mommy issues to the point that she still runs every aspect of his life. Only watches mommy porn while fucking his cousin and fantasizing about men. Ttys to prove he's str8 by having children with several baby mommas who look more like men than he does. Everything he says is a lie and he is constantly plotting on how to fuck you over cause of his severe jealousy and his complete inferiority complex. His 5'2 stature causes him to date nuckledraggers, nut jobs, mouth breathers, meth whores, and skeletal pill popping drunk 70 year olds who will pay his bills and buy him things. A complete TOOL.

I thought I was dating this great guy but he turned out to be A Dustin!

What a total hater!! Don't be such a Dustin.

My friend turned out to be a fucking Dustin! What a let down.

by Karma Bashaw July 30, 2023

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Bearded Dustin

A Bearded Dustin is the name for the combination of pubic hair and stool left in ones toilet when one has shaved their genitalia after going #2 and not flushing.

“Bro I just left the fugliest Bearded Dustin in Lil’ Sas’s toilet”

by DetroitRusty December 17, 2023