Taking a dump

Or aka deficating, shitting, pooping. Also can be seen as taking a crap, taking a shit, dropping a load, dropping the kids off at the pool, clearing the traffic jam on the hershey highway, dropping a bomb, shooting the torpedo, some people would say they are having a baby (that would be a bigass piece of shit). Personally this is one of my favorite times of the day when I sit down and get creative, I enjoy reading while I take a dump.

Yesterday I got home from work and the doorbell rang, I yelled," I am taking a dump! Come back in an hour!"

by seanflow May 23, 2006

Dummy thicc

Someone who you'd smash any day, they're big bodied with swole legs and thighs. One clap of their asscheeks can cause a sonic boom, with shock waves that can shatter windows and topple buildings

Hitler: damn it, I'm trying to invade Russia, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheecks keeps alerting Stalin.

by Definitely is donte January 4, 2020

DUMMY THICC

DUMMY THICC is a word when you describe someone exTREMLY THICKEND.

"Omg u see her."
"Oh yea she dummy thicc bro. She good for u lol."

by ●Ohmagodabagle● April 12, 2019

crush dump

(v.) the act of no longer crushing on someone

I used to have a crush on Adam, but I crush dumped him when I found out he jerked off on kittens

by Krissi-Lyn August 1, 2005

Magic Cum Dump

Right as you are about the climax while vaginally fucking a girl, pull out, cum in her bellybutton, twist both of her nipples and give her a wife-beating slap in the face to open up a magic portal that leads straight into her stomach.

You: Dude I used the Magic Cum Dump on my sister last night
Your dad: Atta Boy Cletus

by YeetusDaCletusFetus December 31, 2019

Dummy-up

To make like a dummy - to SHUT UP!

"If the cops come around just dummy up."

by El Loudo February 10, 2005

Death dump

A bowel movement so rank, vile, and disgusting, that just the smell of it would instantly wipe out any and all life it comes in contact with, down to microscopic levels: so bad it would raise the dead from their graves, then kill them all over again. If it's possible for shit to go China Syndrome, this would be the one to do it.

Guy #1: Why was everyone running out of the restroom just now?

Guy #2: Because of me. I had a cajun sirloin and onion rings right before bed last night and it brought on a death dump this morning the likes of which God himself has never seen.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005