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Drew

DREW CHADDICK THE POO TRADGIC
what a drew she is
by Pooplober July 10, 2019
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Drew

She has the biggest tits in year 9 and got some dusty excma and got the fatter lips than my boy hamid hamid
Connagh: look at drews hands

Drew: oh hey connagh you have a extremely large dick lol
by Drew loves connagh April 27, 2019
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Drew

most guys named drew are caring but also don’t give a shit about anything there always there for you and really kind but also assholes there really smart and really cute there usually tall with long hair they can pull any girl yet sticks to a girl that doesn’t really care about him drew’s real name most likely Andrew there favorite colors usually purple,black,red, or blue they like sports Drew usually a white guy name and his hair usually red or brown drews are really funny but a little annoying when you first meet drew he’s pretty quiet but then he’s really loud if you meet a Drew keep him around he’s a amazing guy
omg it’s drew he’s so amazing

literally everyone: i know right
by faggotsdontmatter November 21, 2021
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Drew Starkey

a sexy ass man that I'd smash 100%.
mo mari envi sous drew starkey
by hwang inyeop slays March 1, 2024
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Drew

Normally looks like an ostrich also try's to get on love island every year but fails since he likes a bit of cock normally received when going to church with a lad called Kieran
by I hate you mate xx January 21, 2018
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Drew

Drew is a wacky and whimsical elf creature native to the continent of East America.

He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.

Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)

All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.

Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.

Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.

Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.

This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.

Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
Drew is an adorable elf-man who lives in New Drewke City, he owns a Toyota Supra and loves his dog.
by ItzLandon4 July 7, 2024
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Drew

Has a a extremely large penis and will beat the shit out of eldin really bad he will make him cry
by hsbehehdjdjdd May 28, 2024
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