Ditch Pig

Disgusting Dirty whore ; The lowest form of white trash ; A slut who denies sleeping around ; Also see Proulx

That Girl is a straight up ditch pig

I don't think that ditch pig knows how bad she looks

by Crashbaby8714 December 24, 2014

DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024

Ditch graver

Ditch graver: a term used to describe a person with no future and most likely to die in a ditch

Brian: “did you see those heathens speaking over there?”
Liam: “yeah, they are the future ditch gravers of the world”

by BleachBrinker98 May 9, 2024

Ditch graver

A person who is destined to die in a ditch with no future ahead of them.

Brian: “did you hear those hooligans talking over there?”
Liam: “they are the future crack fiends and ditch gravers of this generation.”

by BleachBrinker98 May 9, 2024

Ditching

Touching someone sexually

John loves ditching kids, but he has a zero win rate

by MunichBetter January 2, 2025

Dutch stuffed ditch panda

A cheap often foreign prostitute who has black bags under her eyes caused from drug withdrawals, being gang banged and blown in by several men for drugs. Leaving her filled with cum, resembling a Dutch stuffing. "A thick mashed potato and bread stuffing" who is left to have her fix in an alley or park.

We have run outta gear, The boys ended up with a Dutch stuffed ditch panda earlier tonight, so they need to get on again.

by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud May 18, 2022

Ditch Dragger

A Ditch Dragger suffers from poor eyesight and a terrible sense of direction, especially in familiar territory. At least once a year, the ditch dragger will crash a perfectly good truck into a drain that has been there for years.
The Ditch dragger is particularly common on farms, and usually has a proclivity for molesting innocent farm animals.

"fuck me, did you see what that clown did this time? what a fucking ditch dragger!"

by Group_Shaggalong April 28, 2021