Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.

She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.

by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013

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Bugeja Disease

Long pain death caused by Infection.

Easily spread threw sexual contact or blood transfusion. Starts off by low Iron in blood then constant dehydration. After a few weeks eyes begin to feel dry and then bleed. Skin constantly itchy to point you scratch off your flesh. Finger nails then fall off. You feel constant chest pains due to heart beat slowing down to 30% of normal speed. Your teeth soften and fall out in your sleep and can cause you to swallow them.

Finally your heart speeds up bursting and you will bleed out internally.

Cure- Not Yet Available

Sarah just gave me Bugeja Disease

by U.N.A.A. March 18, 2021

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The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism

My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease

by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023

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Szalowski's Disease

A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.

Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.

by gnarly_guacamole April 28, 2023

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dis-disease

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.

If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

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