Digitalia

A computer animated dick, balls, or pussy, pretty much anything thats sexual thats digitally animated, new word because of changing technology.

Dude- look at that pussy it's too awesome to be real!

other dude- thats because it is that my friend is some high quality digitalia.

by chimpity spank December 12, 2009

digital meltdown

When electronic devices are down.

having electronic devices removed for "fun" activities.

My cable is down! which means so is my interweb and home phone! I'm seriously having a digital meltdown!

OMG! i can't believe the rents just totally screwed me one that camping trip! Total digital meltdown for 3 days!

by digigal February 4, 2010

Digital Imaging Specialist

1. An expert of digital imaging, employed in the printing press business.
2. The hardest working man you'll ever know.

The digital imaging specialist knows more than you. Buy the damn printer.

by Reverand Billy Bob Thompson February 9, 2010

Digital Campground

The place a Geocacher stops to rest during a long Geocaching session.

Dad! Can we go back to the digital campground? We've been geocaching forever!

by Reihn April 6, 2010

Digital Speed

The speed at which things happen on the internet.

Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.

To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.

EX1:

Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!

Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.

Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.

EX2:

PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.

PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.

PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.

PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.

EX3:

Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?

PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.

Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!

PersonB: Sucks for you.

by DamianTempest June 14, 2010

Digislexia

When your brain works faster than your fingers in chat, resulting in otherwise never-before spelled words. The easiest words are usually the most susceptible, as you REALLY don't think about them when you type.

Dude: "I gots me a schveet score on CoD last nite."

Dudette: "LLO"

Dude: "...llo?"

Dudette: "DURP. Sorry. LOL. Stupid digislexia."

by dansolnite December 4, 2010

Digital Veil

Something or someone on the internet that becomes an obsession.

It's just too awkward, I need my digital veil.

by Im_Charming March 30, 2011