an ass diet

An ass diet is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. The increasing volume of the liquid causes rapid expansion of the lower intestinal tract, often resulting in very uncomfortable bloating, cramping, powerful peristalsis, a feeling of extreme urgency and complete evacuation of the lower intestinal tract.

This procedure can result in weight loss.

An ass diet may also be used prior to anal sex or anilingus in order to enhance the sensation of intercourse, or to remove feces prior to sex, possibly reducing bacterial transmission and risk of infection, or just to reduce the possibility of fecal material or detritus from sexual activity adhering to the genitals or sex toys used during the subsequent activity. An ass diet used before anal sex should not be used consistently and contents should be removed afterwards. Continual usage of an ass diet may be harmful for the anal cavity.

by enemamaster December 11, 2013

Tommy Robinson Diet Plan

Lose weight by only eating 1 fruit and 1 can of fish a day because you're in prison and you don't trust the prison chef.

"Oy, I've been on the Tommy Robinson Diet Plan for only 2 weeks now and I've lost 5 pounds."

"Bloody good mate. You look fantastic."

"Thank you."

by T.R. Ferguson December 12, 2019

I'm on a Seafood Diet

If you see food and eat it, you are on a seafood diet.

" Hey man I'm on a Seafood diet." The other guy says, " Oh nice so you only eat seafood?" He replies, "No,When I see food, I eat it"

by Emberlaker47 March 20, 2017

Diephobic

The condition or state of having an irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against the one true God and more specifically the Judeo-Christian FAITH (NOT just "religion").

It's time to redefine your Diephobic mind. Don't hesitate, there's no escape
the secrets on the inside.- Skillet - Savior Lyrics

by Joel November 16, 2004

Dethrone

When taking someones anal virginity and being unable to sit for a few days.

I dethroned that shit last night

by Micktopher July 7, 2011

diet coke

Cocaine - as used by the rap group Clipse in the song "Hello New World".

Baggin' up grams at the Hyatt though. The news called it crack, I called it Diet Coke.

by TheManHere July 2, 2007

Atkins diet

Weight loss method devised in the 1970's by Richard Atkins. The basic principle is lower carbohydrate intake, as carbs are stored energy. If there is less carbohydrate, then the body will go to using fat, go directly to using fat, do not pass carbs, do not collec 200 calories.

The atkins is really fuckin' expensive, just go to the fuckin gym.


DR Atkins slipped on ice and fell. He had a heart attack. Had his body been less petit, he would have survived- translation- go to the gym and lose weight while becoming stronger, rather than scrawney.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004