deadlocs

• a shitty fucking blueface song

• to swear on ur dead friend
• means no lie

• synonym : “on my momma”

i shot that nigga on the deadlocs

by onmymommaonmymomma March 4, 2019

Birthday deal

A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.

"But what about the birthday deal?" Say's Matt
"Damn it! You've got me!" Says Kelly ann

by Supermanxx123 March 18, 2008

kind of a big deal

A statement of arrogance and self-importance deliberately disguised as a humble, offhand observation. Usually delivered as the capstone line in a dialog peppered with other faux-humble socially-enhancing references intended to make you think the speaker is both cool AND humble. Attempts to accomplish with faux-humility what the Internet tough guy attempts to accomplish with raw force.

Hearing this line spoken in earnest is a clear indication you're probably dealing with a yuppie or hipster douchebag, as anybody who's actually a "big deal" lets their actions speak for themselves and doesn't need to mention it to strangers, even jokingly.

Since the original meaning has now been clearly identified as being douchey in the extreme, many people now use the phrase as a witty, ironic form of self-deprecation. The line between the two remains very grey and contextual, however; just because somebody's aiming for a humorous reaction doesn't mean they're not actually serious.

"So Bob, what do you do for work?"
"Oh, not much. I just do corporate law for Fnortner and Finch...gave me a corner office and a Jaguar last year. Got to meet Jude Law last week. Eh, I'm kind of a big deal over there, you know?"
"Oh wow! You're such a cool and humble dude!"
"Yeah, I know, right?"

by Arbus Carstairs June 27, 2014

dealia

1. Some one with a fetus attatched to their head

2. a name originating from the Celtic word, 'Dalubious' meaning "gives head to cow"

3. crack whore

see Shenoah

man that bitch is such a dealia! look at that fucking fetus on her head, shit she must give lots of head to lots of fat cows, that crack whore, her.

by foofmasters June 17, 2008

reverend-deacon-doctor

noun: A hypocritical older man who strives for social status and respect through assuming titles that are usually undeserved. He is a fraud and a fake. This person thinks he knows everything. Usually active in the church, and very visible in the community, always seeking the limelight. This man is always chauvinistic, married, and a womanizing adulterer whoremonger. Can be a "minister" or "pastor". Very controlling and dictating. Does not like to be questioned or challenged. Maintaining the appearance of great material wealth is very important to him, regardless of his actual financial success.

The following literary references exemplify the "reverend-deacon-doctor": "Rinehart" from Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man, "Joe Starks" from Zora Neal Hurston's Their Eyes Were Watching God, "Macon Dead" from Toni Morrison's Song of Solomon. The phrase is used as a negative sarcastic title, label, or introduction: "May I now introduce the much esteemed Reverend-Deacon-Doctor _______."

by TRL October 29, 2006

deal

1) statements to use in agreeing or disagreeing with a prior statement.

2) statement to use in saying that a situation has to be accepted for better or for worse.

1) "Let's get some lunch."
-"Okay, deal!"

"Let's get some lunch at mcd!"
-"No deal!"

2) "So, how's life?"
- "Oh, you deal, you deal."

by Izzycroque July 10, 2006

kind of a big deal

A saying commonly used for people who think they are a big deal but add 'kind of' to show they are sarcastic at the same time

"Matt Condon is kind of a big deal"

"I just got back from the gym, I'm kind of a big deal..."

by JNelson12 February 22, 2009