Short for Dashiell and Dashboard, someone who seems confident, but very much is not. He is probably well endowed, but he needs to be -because he lacks in the commitment department. He’s a flirt and definitely has a weird accent or speech pattern. A boob guy with mommy issues. Definitely straight.
by IQof159 November 23, 2021
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An amazing person who is not only extremely hot but it's all so smart and this is absolutely not gay mom I told you I'm not gay I swear to God I'm not gay
by @x_fvcking_o March 19, 2020
Get the Dash mug.The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit
Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "
by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018
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Get the Dashed mug.Brady: dips balls into Todd’s ass
Todd: turns very red then smiles like a sexual predator
Brady: gone
Todd: oh no did Brady just dip and dash me
Todd: turns very red then smiles like a sexual predator
Brady: gone
Todd: oh no did Brady just dip and dash me
by Ethsplumbing April 9, 2019
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