The art of sucessfully launching a long solid fully formed excretion from the anal cavity, which is in need of no wipping with toilet paper.
While camping you've accidently forgot to bring your toilet paper, this is when the talent of blastin' a duke comes in handy!
by John the Duke July 24, 2006
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when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off
"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"
by eli jackson June 29, 2007
Get the fakin' a duke mug.a phantom duke is done by a person called a phantom duker, the act of phantom duking is when a person excrets in a well populated or traveld area with no sign of them doing it, you can also use it as a threat or for money
by c,lewis October 24, 2006
Get the phantom duke mug.The act of taking shits worse than the bombs dropped on Japan the art of the Mondo Duke leaves the bathroom render useless as any nigga who dares to enter will gang banged by the intense smell of your masterpiece thus named a Mondo Duke
Bill:Man I took a MONDO DUKE
Jose: que? MONDO DUKE?
Bill:Jose i took the biggest shit ever the bathroom cant be used anymore
Jose:Que? Bano?
Bill:JOSE NOOOOOOO!
Jose: que? MONDO DUKE?
Bill:Jose i took the biggest shit ever the bathroom cant be used anymore
Jose:Que? Bano?
Bill:JOSE NOOOOOOO!
by Niggalini May 17, 2020
Get the Mondo Duke mug.A massive, seemly non-human, DUMP. This can be in the form of a hammer head or the prairie dog variety but most often follows a two day drinking and eating binge.
On the way to the party, I had to stop and take a Gnarly Duke.
I just laid down a Gnarly Duke.
I'll be over to help you move your stuff but I have to take a Gnarly Duke first.
I just laid down a Gnarly Duke.
I'll be over to help you move your stuff but I have to take a Gnarly Duke first.
by wood dick September 29, 2011
Get the Gnarly duke mug.After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”
I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
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