Douche Cock

n. 1). A person who best exemplifies the qualities of a douche bag and a cock - cock waste.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.

"Why did you click submit on my online college application you fucking douche cock," Apollo explained.

by Jrex February 26, 2005

Douche Wizard

An individual, of average or lower intelligence, who attempts portray themselves as insightful and/or smart.

After taking a philosophy class that kid became a real douche wizard.

by Dusty Slankz September 10, 2009

Douche Baguette

The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.

The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!

by HUSAT January 10, 2011

Douche Cunt

(doosh-kunt)
n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)

1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined

2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt

pl. douchecunts

Girl: "I think we should see other people..."

Boy: "You are a douche cunt!"

by Jake-a-Jew February 1, 2006

douche knocker

Male version of skanky whore.

I caught that douche knocker Chris screwing around with the dirty hootchy-mama office slut!

by candy cane and no-more-nomah March 3, 2005

Douche Dispenser

the act of dispensing used douches excessively (a.k.a. total faggot, likes penis)

john: dude i was watching the jonas brothers on tv the other day

bob:ya so?

john:i came to the conclusion that they are total douche dispensers!

john:they dispense douches! what faggots!

by JeremyParadise September 28, 2009

Douche Bag Appeal

(n.) the quality of being attractive or interesting to pretentious people

Wow! Apple has topped itself again. The iPhone has amazing douche bag appeal.

Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.

by Jacobre1 February 27, 2008