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doctorbating

When you think you have a disease yet you are still debating whether or not you are going to go to the doctor - Usually because the disease is a suspected STD.

Man: I got these bumps all over my groin that haven't gone away.
Man's Friend : You need to stop "Doctorbating" and get yourself checked out -
doctorbating
doctorbating by JackHandy369 December 20, 2016

Junior Doctor 

as yet undiscovered band residing in cocoa beach florida.

Doctor Who 

Half Human and half Gallifreyan Time Lord who saves our planet on a regular basis. His birth place of Gallifrey has been destroyed.
Did you see Doctor Who last night?
Doctor Who by Arron Clements April 14, 2005
doctor, n. - proper sense: someone who masters the art of exploiting holes in the public health system and the gullibility of the general public in order to work on amassing a fortune. can be someone who has sat and passed medical examinations, but exceptions are known. the exploit is built upon implemented trust as illustrated by key sentences (see below).

doctor, n. - wider sense: someone who masters some type of art, often technical and elusive in nature.
trust me, i'm a doctor!
is there a doctor in the audience?
quick, quick, find a doctor!
doctor by jagomir bohn June 29, 2004
drug dispensing walking lawsuits that are less informed then the internet phones people use.
hey doctor can i have some drugs for the problem webmd told me i have...thanks.
doctor by southernbell90 December 5, 2012
A pre-modifier to exagerate something, similar to the word "very."
"This is doctor boring."
Doctor by Tom Curtis June 24, 2005