When you think you have a disease yet you are still debating whether or not you are going to go to the doctor - Usually because the disease is a suspected STD.
Man: I got these bumps all over my groin that haven't gone away.
Man's Friend : You need to stop "Doctorbating" and get yourself checked out -
doctor, n. - proper sense: someone who masters the art of exploiting holes in the public health system and the gullibility of the general public in order to work on amassing a fortune. can be someone who has sat and passed medical examinations, but exceptions are known. the exploit is built upon implemented trust as illustrated by key sentences (see below).
doctor, n. - wider sense: someone who masters some type of art, often technical and elusive in nature.
trust me, i'm a doctor!
is there a doctor in the audience?
quick, quick, find a doctor!