Compulsive lol disorder

The over use of the acronym "lol" or "laugh out loud" multiple times in a message or text. Often people who have the condition are not aware of the disorder until diagnosed by a friend, or they read back through the message list and self diagnose it themselves with it.

Friend "Hey what's up?"

you "Nothing much just tidying lol"

Friend "I was just watching that video of that guy on the internet, so funny!"

you "I know lol, I was up watching it last night till late lol. Km really tired now too lol"

Friend "I think you've got compulsive lol disorder..."

you "really? Lol"

Friend "read what your saying..."

you "Oh..."

by silverfin2805 June 13, 2013

Celebrity-Stress-Disorder

A condition experienced by people which causes them to act outrageously or rebelliously. This can be caused by intrusive/incessant paparazzi, their lack of privacy/worldwide attention, and sensationalist tabloids. The severity of the disorder in an individual is directly proportional to their fame (more famous= more stress). Unfortunately, their outrageous/rebellious actions do not expose their dilemma, but only draw more negative attention. :(

Britney Spears' buzz-cut is a clear symptom of Celebrity-Stress-Disorder.

"Bob found another tabloid calling him a bigot." "That isn't going to help his CSD."

by Harry Dicke May 14, 2010

fanboy attack disorder

When a fanboy experiences several different attacks while or even after the thing that caused the attack happens. Usual symptoms are wheezing, squealing, yelling, and crying for long periods of time. Usually people who experience this will also think of what they were fanboying about for long periods of time and can come out anywhere. Also FBAD is the acronym of it.

I'm pretty sure I have Fanboy Attack Disorder (FBAD). I watched the new Supernatural episode and I can't stop wheezing, yelling, squeling, and crying.

by SaltGunner4Life October 28, 2017

lazy bitch disorder

For niggas names “Gavin” for sleeping so damn early

“I swear Gavin has lazy bitch disorder

by TacoSaturdayIsADay July 29, 2021

Obsessive Comsmashive Disorder

Illness of the mind in which case you have the unrestrainable urge to beat, break and or smash anything and everything within striking distance, usually acquired when hardcore gaming or while in severely tense or frustrating situations.

don't be near someone when the rage off in there Obsessive Comsmashive Disorder

by Scrin February 5, 2009

Fitsessive Bitpulsive Disorder

A form of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder that involves constant checking of your Fit Bit and the constant creation of increasingly arbitrary exercise goals.

Let's just enjoy our walk without Fit Bit's input. Sometimes I think you have Fitsessive Bitpulsive Disorder!

by MatthewW March 27, 2015

Oscillating Clitoris Disorder

Otherwise known as OCD. A medical disorder prevalent in females and luckier transsexuals, whereby the clitoris oscillates (moves across one-dimension) of its own accord. Two variations of the disorder exist, horizontal and vertical OCD though the vertical OCD is much rarer and generally (i.e. 78.3% of cases) affects russian teenagers (the remaining being split between Israeli-Palestinian mixed race women and Romany gypsies). As yet, no cause has been determined, nor has the trigger of OCD events but sufferers coming within 100m of Julio Iglesias will often experience extreme symptoms. No cure has been found but the Oscillating Clitoris Disorder Foundation exists to seek a remedy to this disturbing ailment, the patron of this charity is Noel Edmonds.

Katie: "I think you just got a text."
Hannah: "No, I just have Oscillating Clitoris Disorder."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 8, 2010