Diet Coke and Mentos

Something half of my definitions involve. See also sex.
The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!
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Poor man's diet

When one eats less than satisfactory food due to poverty rather than to become skinny. Often consists of food like Top Ramen. College students are often victims of the poor man's diet.
Person A: Dude, there's nothing but microwave dinners in your freezer.

Person B: Yeah, I had to go on the poor man's diet after I bought my new couch.
by Emilee J. December 22, 2008
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South Beach Diet

The South Beach Diet is a 3 phase diet created by cardiologist Arthur Agatston from Miami (hence the name of the diet) which stresses the idea of eating "good carbs and good fats" and staying away from "bad carbs and bad fats".

The idea is that you will develop a better insulin resistance which will help you keep your metabolism in shape. It is highly advised in the diet that people stay away from saturated fats and trans fats.

There are certain foods that are permitted and certain foods that are advised against. The diet has therefore come under fire for being too restrictive and not examining more foods to be placed in these 2 categories.

The South Beach Diet is the main competitor of Weight Watchers. The 2 programs have had bitter battles for participants including advertising wars, claims against each other, boasting of their accomplishments and much more. For these reasons some former followers of these diets have resorted to diet pills, some of the most dangerous diet solutions on the market.

Her diet was going well, she was on the South Beach Diet and couldn't stand the foods being practically rationed but she was losing weight.
by Sid Barrett July 04, 2007
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Mary-Kate Diet

regulated selections of intake consisting of cocaine, coffee and cigarettes.
I saw Julio smoking at Starbucks, he's on the Mary-kate diet.
by josh t December 03, 2005
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Twig and Berry Diet

A male's conversion to the homosexual lifestyle.
Steve moved to San Francisco and has been on a steady twig and berry diet ever since.
by hound-diggity April 13, 2009
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white girl diet

The white girl diet it is when you only drink water and can’t eat any food to lose weight because white girls are self conscious and all think they are ugly and fat
by Kennyhunglow December 13, 2018
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Butthole baby diet

The giver sprinkles a ramen noodles seasoning packet in the ass of the receiver while the receiver boils the 0 gram transfat noodles in the asshole of the giver. The couple then scissors their buttholes until the noodles and seasoning mix. Then you eat it while watching dumb and dumber 2
Michael gave me the butthole baby diet last night and I am still shitting out seasoning.
by Barneybigdick January 27, 2015
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