diesel dyke

n. female version of jock except without the homophobia

That diesel dyke just kicked the fuck out of that guy's balls. Well I guess she had no use for 'em.

by jimmy ivory March 31, 2004

Diesel Dyke

A lesbian who makes a considerable effort to look as unattractive to men as possible. Often wears dungarees. Very much at home under the bonnet with a spanner.

That diesel dyke fair frightens the hell out of me

by rexie September 15, 2003

Diese Foopa

An unusually large foopa on a women that is very obese.

(Woofus and Tubbsy are standing in-line at the Taco Bell in Wareham)

Woofus: "Ew dude, that chick that's behind the counter is sportin' a Diese Foopa!"

Tubbsy: "Hahahaha dude, that's so gross."

Woofus: "I know right. Shit."

by Woofus July 22, 2008

diesel

a pint of lager three quaters full, with a coke top! classic northern drink, most moshers think its a snakebite but with black..WTF?? how wrong are these long haired bastards

alrite mate, ill have a pint of diesel.

by Paul Smithy December 1, 2006

diesel

the act of taking and/or describing a massive dump

man i gotta go drop a huge diesel right now

we better hurry or my diesel is gonna explode all over your car

that was such a good diesel i was in there for like 30 minutes

by jstoner89 May 16, 2010

Diesel Boner

A huge erection, usually caused by an extremely hot chick.

So we were messing around and Jenny took her bra off. Her tits were so nice that my diesel boner popped out of my draws and between her sweater puppets.

by GTPanic33 March 9, 2010

Cock Diesel

Giant among men, a person everyone in the world should fear, he is a very intelligent and caring individual but NEVER cross him, he wears a prominent 72 on his sleeve and leg, He keeps everyone around him safe. there is never a time to Question his Authority. He Is as close to a GOD as you will find on this earth

DUDE That Guy at the Compassion center is boss COCK DIESEL, He dont let shit go down!!!

by JimS72 May 1, 2011