Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag July 1, 2010
Get the I don´t have a crystal ballmug. Ok so this is a stick one still bc there are some neeky yutes in this skl called Bilal. Like bro when someome takes your money your worried about losing the wrong pounds. Lose some weight
by Harris Academy Palace Yr 8 December 9, 2020
Get the Harris Academy Crystal Palace yr 8smug. The most beautiful woman in the whole wide world! She's Helen of Troy... Saying she's incredibly gorgeous is an understatement! She's a Goddess! She's stunning, she's divine, she's mesmeric. She's fucking Aphrodite! She's dripping deliciousness! She's the epitome of desire... She captivates the mind, body and soul. She is the one, she is Mrs. Right... It's inevitable that you'll fall for her.
by YoungGenna May 12, 2022
Get the Crystalmug. Crystal clear is a stand name for the summoner Josephus Joby (JoJo). It ability allows the summoner to distort reality within a 5 metre radius. Power B, Speed A, Range E, Durability A, Precision A, Potential A
Meet my stand 「Crystal Clear」, It has the ability to distort reality within a 5 metre radius, NOW DIE!
by anonymous December 7, 2020
Get the Crystal Clearmug. by Enjoyitmf11 December 10, 2024
Get the Crystal methmug. by vqmett February 24, 2023
Get the Crystal dillymug. A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.
John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022
Get the Crystal Brainmug.