covering fire

Covering fire: The act of farting loudly in a social situation so as to distract attention from a friend who has way worse gas than you.

"Steve man, those beef and bean burritos really worked me over. Thanks for providing covering fire for me at the party last night."

by zack1964 March 27, 2019

manhole cover

Any panties.

She took off her manhole cover and we got busy.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018

Cover girl

To cum on someone’s face and then spit in their face. Then give them the option to rub it in or you yourself rub it in. (Palm meet face)

Stacy: “So I was fucking this guy the other night, he pulled out, came in my face , spat in my face, and then asked me if I’d like to rub it in or if I’d like him to rub it in…he called it a cover girl, said it was a skin treatment.” , I think he was a dermatologist!

by Fhkhue September 23, 2022

Chocolate Covered Cherry

When you give anal to a virgin then pop her cherry.

"Lost my virginity last night. We did anal first, so now I have a chocolate covered cherry.

by hocicito September 7, 2017

Covered in Spiders, Man

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).

Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

Obvious Plant

by Your bob September 1, 2022

Reverse Shit-covered Nutsack

When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.

Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...

by TallTin September 18, 2017

a tractor covered in gravy

Well its when Adam Kertz takes a massive Asian crap wial on a tractor.

A tractor covered in gravy is a Tactical nuke tractor.

by ShakeDaddy April 17, 2014