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Mercury Cougar

(1) Mercury's version of the Ford Mustang (1967-69). Small sportscar.

(2) In 1970, the Cougar became a Thunderbird spin-off. Large luxury car.

(3) The last Cougar looked like a Probe spin-off, but I am uncertain. Small sportscar.
FORD: A new SPORTY Mercury Cougar would be nice!

Crouching Cougar

A sex position/move where the male crouches down on the bed, and then leaps onto his partner, forcing his erect penis into the partner's rectum while scratching their back.
I used the crouching cougar on Nikki last night.
Crouching Cougar by Rontarleb November 13, 2011

douche cougar 

term for someone who asks you to move down in a bar....
"TAKE A HIKE, DOUCHE COUGAR!!!"
douche cougar by ERIN WILSON October 16, 2008

Super Golden Cougar  

Reportedly more rare than a super cougar. This specimen is a very hot 50+ huntress.When not in the den,she can be found hunting for the ultra rare virgin cougee.

***CAUTION*** beware the super golden cougar has a seventh sense -- they can detect when they are being decived by a cougee or potential prey.

In last months issue of National Cougar magazine they featured an article in which a young man describes the after math of an encounter with the rare super golden cougar.He remembers waking up in the E.R of a large hospital to learn that a particular.... part of his body was missing. The investigators described the scence of the attack as the " worst they had ever scene". The only further info they would provide the magazine was that the word "LIAR" was painted in blood through out his apartment.
The rare super golden cougar is a master in detecting deception.

Freddie Cougar 

A very old or very unattractive or scary looking Cougar.
Did you see that old ugly hag chatting it up with Joey? Yeah, she's not just a cougar she's a Freddie Cougar.
Freddie Cougar by hamezz October 31, 2011

digital cougar

An older woman who chases younger men via social networking sites.
I went out on a date last night with the digital cougar I met on Facebook.