Coconut Head

Someone who has a head that resembles a coconut, particularly due to their hair.

1. Jeon Jungkook from BTS has a coconut head.
2. The guy that she met at the event had a coconut head.

by ShinyLongLegs October 27, 2018

Common Bitch

The most common bitch and the most amount of bitch. Common bitches have nothing special.

Brittney is a common bitch.

by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019

commonsensemedia

A place where they treat people aged 0-17 like babies. They brainwash kids so they wont play phone and also to make them read books. Its operated by boomers.

Parent: What's the age limit for Facebook
Parent 2: I don't know, check commonsensemedia!

by _RPGMaster_ September 9, 2020

Commonwealth of Australia

A neoliberal oligarchy based in Canberra that somehow has jurisdiction over an entire continent. Has never held any international significance and its politically uninvolved population could not care less.

guy 1: so on Wikipedia the country's official name is the Commonwealth of Australia
guy 2: what the fuck is a commonwealth?

by leg_end November 14, 2021

battle a common foe

A new way of telling someone that you intend to take a crap.

"Man, I'll be right back...I gotta go battle a common foe."

by Goonies Crew January 12, 2008

Fancy the coconut

When you fancy the coconut, you've done something extremely wrong.

"I totally had sex with your girlfriend"
"You just had to fancy the coconut, didn't you?!"

by IWillNeverTell August 7, 2012

Coconut wireless

Hawaiian way of gossiping

Damn Randon, Sean went out on the docks and spread the word like coconut wireless

by JBoog Aramark October 18, 2013