Chode

dick thats wider than long

i busted on mrs kensingtons tits with my adorable 4 by 2

by tty June 12, 2003

chode monger

a person who acts like a chode

Stop being such a code monger, you dumbass

by Sam January 30, 2005

chode teaser

Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!

Long live the chode

Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!

by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 11, 2008

Chode Blower

Adj. meaning a girl or possible a guy that is known for blowing a chode, or an abnormally short and stubby dick.

Kelsi: My mouth hurts....
Kyle: What are you, a chode blower or something?
Kelsi: I did get pretty drunk tonight.....

by Kyle Lloyd October 14, 2008

chode burglar

Verb; The act of shoving an object in the general direction of a seated persons chode causing a painful sensation.

That fucking hurts you chode burglar.

by Sam April 23, 2005

chode sprinkle

A dingleberry that fails to cling to the ass hair, therefore it sticks to the chode.

A person who is annoying and/or stupid.

I forgot to shower this morning, I hope she didnt notice any chode sprinkles.

Adam is being such a chode sprinkle

by Eno Sizalte February 12, 2005

Chode Unit

Unit consisting of 50' Chodes (founder), Chodemaster (co-founder), Mexican Chode, Camel Chode, Guns N' Chodes, The Chode Game, Young Chode Buck, Tony Yayo Chodo.
Dont fuck with chode unit.

"Yo, check out chode unit, dey be kickin rishi's curry ass, yo."

by 50 (Fitty) Chode April 14, 2005