Cheerleader story

This is the imfamous urban myth about the cheerleader who: Gets on the bus with the winning football team, performs oral sex on every guy...swallows...more than once in some cases...and then becomes violently ill and has to be rushed to the hospital to have her stomach pumped!

Alternate versions of the story have said incident occuring in the locker room, at someones house and/or victory party after the game. The sport in particular also varies. Some times it's the basketball team, the lacross team, the soccer team, etc. Also, the girl in question also various. Some times it's the campus slut, sometimes it's even a hot female teacher or someone's MILF mom!

Another variation on this urban myth is that the girl in question has straight 'intercourse with the entire team, gets her genitals ripped-open, and has to be rushed to the hospital to have her ravaged vagina sewn-up/sewn shut!

"In the urban myth known as the Cheerleader story, the girl performed so much hot oral sex on the football team during their bus-ride home she had to have her stomach pumped! Guess she swallowed a little too much!"

by Carl J. Maltese March 27, 2007

Cheech and Chong

What started off as a couple of stoners from a movie is now a nickname for weed.

We in the huddle all smokin' that Cheech and Chong.

by David Z. January 9, 2004

cheerleader

Hot chicks.

Hot chicks.

by Cory August 7, 2003

cheers

Originally used almost exclusively in England as a toast accompanied by a clink of glasses or raising of same, has come to mean almost anything an English person (particularly hooray Henriettas) wants it to mean rather in the style of shit or cool, but usually with ironic overtones.

"I've just told your bird you're bonking her sister."
"Oh cheers, mate."

by ziddi van der zee September 2, 2004

cheeb

Many people think it is short for cheebah, as refering to weed. Cheeb is actually a slang term for black tar heroin in many parts of cali and other parts of the US

Jim: Oh you got some cheeb? lets roll a fatty!
Sean: No you pussy i mean black tar.
Jim: Oh...i'll get the foil!

by Boxx Cutta December 16, 2008

Cheerios is not cake

A way to change the subject when your confused, misinformed or the subject is just plain stupid. This was created by ME, M.C.W no one else, especially Tyler!!!

Unrelated Note - Phrase derived from NASCAR..

Heres the story: My dads was watching NASCAR, his favorite Sunday activity, when i happened to walk into the room and noticed one of the cars was sponsored by Cheerios. However the story gets interesting when i noticed the back of the car which was branded with a Betty Crocker logo, a company which produces cake and cake related paraphernalia <<<(linked for dumb people who dont know big words). Hence my hilarious phrase "Cheerios is not cake!"

Tyler: Its illegal to kill a monkey if hes wearing people clothes

Mike: Cheerios is not cake...

Tyler: what?

Mike: You heard me!

by Mike Charles Williams April 10, 2008

chee (also known spelled chi, or che)

Ithaca College lingo for cocaine. Normally good coke but one can never be sure.

"yo, are we getting chee tonight?"
"where is the chee-man?"
"who's getting chee tonight?"

by pareeeeyo April 28, 2005