The Chat Book

The Sacred Text of Laws and Habits of the Chat Culture

"Now Children," The Priest exonerated, "Open The Chat Book and resume your childish talkativities."

by Zatharos December 6, 2009

Chat mommy

Someone who watches chat

I will be chat mommy

by Vali Lucifer January 8, 2021

chat asthma

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.

Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann

by Fonzki November 28, 2013

mis-chat

When using a messaging service like text or chat, a person accidentally sends a message to the wrong person (usually the last person texted, but not the person that the message was intended for).

Your text:
so I used to spend $125+. You probably spend 60-70/month
My texts:
On what?
Music?
Gas?
Was this text even meant for me?
Your text:
oops
hehe
no
My text: Nice mis-chat.

by iCaleb January 14, 2014

Chatting macca

Chatting macca is the equivalent of chatting shit or not telling the truth

“Matt said he never farted off Thommo”

“Nahhhh, he did. He’s chatting macca”

by Edgy word March 16, 2022

chat race

When one person in an online chat starts to say something before they realize that the other person is typing. This results in one or both people either stopping their typing or racing to finish typing before the other person.

I wanted to break up with John, but I lost the chat race and had to agree to a date.

I chat raced Jane to correct her spelling before she did.

by ProspektsMarch December 11, 2011

chatting oxygen

Talking absolute rubbish.

'you're chatting oxygen!'

by laurafurby March 23, 2008