Lifetime Channel

used to refer to someone having an incurable STD such as herpes, warts or HIV/AIDS.

"Dang shawty so sexy! Too bad I heard she got the Lifetime Channel"

by niKnak74 January 25, 2010

rusty chandelier

The act of shoving your fist into someone's anus, and then opening it up, causing it to look like, and rusty chandelier.

Cindy had never felt the kind of discomfort she felt when Kyle gave her the old rusty chandelier.

by J-Ho402 February 24, 2008

Chandler

(n)
1. asdlfkjaslkdf (random)
2. very crazy and friendly
3. often gets in trouble
4. Likes funny stuff
5. MILFFFFFF
6. has best friend Sandy (milffffff)

(v)
1. to totally own at anything
2. to easily penetrate something

whoaaa dude the way you were acting was so Chandler. You better lay off the ganja man...

Dude I just chandlered your mom.

by owoieuraslkf December 6, 2006

Chandler

He's never going to win a challenge held by Mrbeast he's only won one challenge so far which was whoever stays in a revolving door the longest wins $20,000.

Chandler actually won a challenge for once!

by AUselessHuman July 4, 2019

food channel fidgets

can be abbreviated to 'food fidgets'. Referring to the medical condition that arises when one is watching a cooking programs late at night, and is overcome by the insatiable urge to eat gourmet dishes.
Food fidgets can be left untreated, or may even be aggravated by going into the kitchen, and realizing that none of the food available could ever be as good.

"Oh man, you have to change the channel, any more Iron Chef and I'm going to have a raging case of food fidgets."

"I had to watch some CSI, the dead bodies my mind off my food channel fidgets."

by p0tassium February 25, 2009

Discovery Channel

Sharks and sex.

Did they change it?
No, still the same old discovery channel

by Hide In Your Corner January 22, 2017

And many more from channel four

A line added to the end of the Happy Birthday song. It most likely started from a Channel 4 TV station (Duh) in some part of the country. Kids in Western Pennsylvania don't have a Channel 4, but will sing this in school or during parties.

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Jennifer, Happy birthday to you. And many mooooore, from channel Fooooouuuuur.....

"Happy birthday to you, and many more from channel four." while other kids are singing "Happy birthday to you, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too."

by Not a Kid Anymore January 25, 2008