smoking cat

A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble

Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"

by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

homeless cat

Someone that does not madder, some might say they do not matter the most.

Their opinions mean nothing to me, they are like a homeless cat. They do not madder!

by Brenda Schaub May 3, 2020

Cat Law

Ever hear someone saying they’re “trapped” or “can’t move” because of their cat? Well, it’s simple. By cat law, you are not allowed to move if a cat is on you, no matter how small the body part is. If a cat is on you and comfortable, you cannot move. You also can’t move the cat. That is an evil act.

Don’t forget, you don’t own the cat. The cat owns you.

“Hey can you hang out today?”
“No, sorry. I’m binded by Cat Law. I can’t move man.”
“Oh dang. That’s unfortunate. Let me know when your cat moves.”
“Will do, catch you later.”

by hhhhhhanon :) May 14, 2019

Biden Cats

Specially bred domestic cats who are normal in every way except they have the face of Joe Biden.

I gotta get me some of them Biden Cats.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2020

back cat

The view of girl's vaginal area from behind.

"Damn Pete, you see that bitch's back cat when she picked that twenty up off the floor."

"That girl was sporting some nice ass back cat by not wearing any panties under that dress."

by A J-La Production July 20, 2008

Cat Bliss

The type of extreme and absolute happiness that is so simple it can only be reached by a cat

"I am so happy, the only thing that could make me happier is if I reached cat bliss."

by hubercl September 11, 2009

spleens the cat

Florida man's pet cat, also featured on Gray Still Plays in his sims videos, along with her good friend Tonsils.

You don't like Spleens the cat?!?!?!?!

by Ana.Love-Cathrine November 18, 2019