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Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.
"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"
by Mr. Nips March 4, 2012
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carpet in the bathroom

A sketchy-looking place usually used to describe some sort of temporary living area like a hotel room; a dirty or cheap place

opposite of classy
The motel room was a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, man I stepped on like five cockroaches when I walked in

Nah, Amanda's cute but her crib is a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, y'know what I mean?
by carbonatedjones September 20, 2011
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Carpet Cruiser

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin.
I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser
by CapnCarl69 October 26, 2018
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Carpet Burner

Carpet Burner is a name used by people to address individuals that express their hate to Lesbians. This hate can be expressed as self-induced rage and prejudice towards Lesbians.
John is such a Carpet Burner! Have you heard what he did to Sophia at the party?
by LoreOfThings January 28, 2019
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junkies carpet

Two stoners sit in their living room for several weeks, smoking doobies and occasionally sampling other recreational drugs. Over time, the carpet will become coated in a layer of different drugs. Bagged and tagged, the pick and mix of junkies carpet is then sold at a low price. The perfect solution to a budget night out... Or night in
I've got a week till payday, looks like I'm on junkies carpet till then
by JohnnyHash January 29, 2019
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Carpet Snowplow

When you are doing doggy style on the ground, however, the receiver has their arms held behind their back and they are being pushed along the carpet by their chin. Thus, receiving a carpet burn on their chin. Warning, it's not to be confused with Reverse Carpet Snowplow.
"Did you see Kylin this morning? She defs did the carpet snowplow last night, her chin is inflamed"
by I feel it cummin September 11, 2018
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Carpet Dope

Dope made from the fibers of carpet. Usually a carpet & coke mixture will give a economic high to those less fortunate people living in urban cities
Terrell got a hold of some carpet dope the other night. We snorted it all night long and didnt even have to break a $100.
by Moose Twat March 28, 2021
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