A One-Eyed Carlos is when you’re lying face-down, getting a massage, and the masseuse squats down and takes a hefty green poop on your back.
by JillianBakeree July 5, 2018
Get the One-Eyed Carlosmug. The best italian restaurant in the state of Virginia. In a cute city called Lynchburg. As soon as you walk in you will be consumed of the great scent of true italian food. From homemade pizzas with a special dough to Veal Franchese for two. With the outstanding Waitresses and Waitors and the Professional cooks you will never be in denial of why you came.Grazie!!
by Spankii and Carchop April 3, 2011
Get the Monte Carlo Restaurantmug. by MiVidaLoca.559 December 6, 2015
Get the Kevin N Carlosmug. It's a Very Dangerous Street In West Side San Jose,Northern California.This Street is Known as a Highly Norteno Turf/Kickback Area.High Crime rate and A lot of Gangs.
by WS_408_SJ April 14, 2010
Get the w.san carlos streetmug. Tall, cunning and does not have the biggest dick he still can pleasure guys the most out of everyone, girls get jealous of him of his flow
by Flores153 May 31, 2018
Get the Carlos sanchezmug. Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that, however), etc.
A well-rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking, and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself. He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/think ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, and has Maney friends and aquatences. Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observant and loves his family. Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day, who compliments his vast personality, and I.Q. gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opinionated. Stands for what he believes in. Held his family in high regard and hopes to have his own in the future.
Ortega is One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
A well-rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking, and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself. He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/think ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, and has Maney friends and aquatences. Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observant and loves his family. Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day, who compliments his vast personality, and I.Q. gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opinionated. Stands for what he believes in. Held his family in high regard and hopes to have his own in the future.
Ortega is One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
by Black_Viking January 23, 2023
Get the John Carlo Ortegamug. Very good teacher that during the lesson for 99% talks about his life, specialy about Finland and skin cancer and about how he met his wife (that is actually his grandma)in the gulag. How can u tell if your teacher is Mr Trejo Castro well he needs to speak with a Spanish accent and is correcting everyone who speaks 10000000000 times better English then him.
1. Holly shit again a lesson with Mr. Carlos Trejo Castro
2. Jeez can Mr. Carlos Trejo Castro stop speaking about his life
2. Jeez can Mr. Carlos Trejo Castro stop speaking about his life
by Clararischtor August 12, 2020
Get the Carlos Trejo Castromug.